I too am a burger.

rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
I too am a burger.
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rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

image

A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

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unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

() 365,994 notes

marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

() 156,532 notes

sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

image

() 133,783 notes

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

() 22,284 notes

sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!

() 159,496 notes
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
() 264,529 notes
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